Post by Zerstörer on Oct 29, 2011 0:39:26 GMT -6
Frank is in the locker room, scratching his balls and his phone rings ~ it's Ken Shamrock!!
Frank answers his phone.
Frank - "You've caught me at a bad time."
Ken - "Oh, should I call you back?"
Frank - "Well, it's likely that you'll call me again at another inconvenient time, so, we may as well talk now."
Ken - "Great!"
Frank - "Mmm."
Ken - "How are you?"
Frank - "Good."
Ken - "How's the wrestling?"
Frank - "Good."
Ken - "The kids?"
Frank - "Good."
Ken - "Good!"
Frank - "Yep."
Ken - "Are you sure that you don't want me to call you back?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Wanna play golf this weekend?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Pool?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Fishing?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Anything?"
Frank - "Depends."
Ken - "Look, the siblings counsellor told us that we need to do more together and I'm trying here, man. What do you want to do?"
Frank - "I don't know.."
Ken - "There isn't something that you would like to try out?"
Frank - "I don't know."
Ken - "What if we just got ice cream?"
Frank - "I don't know."
Ken - "..."
Frank - "You're hard to talk to."
Ken - "I'm hard to talk to?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Are you sure?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Positive?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Hmmmm..."
Frank - "Yeah...."
Ken - "Really?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Well, I don't care. We're going to do something this weekend."
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "We have to."
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "I'll come over Saturday morning."
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "Could you try to think of something that we could do in the meantime?"
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "Well, thanks for picking up the phone."
Frank - "Yeah, well, next time call when I'm not scratching my balls."
Ken - "But you're always scratching your balls, Frank!"
Frank - "Not funny."
Ken - "I think it's hilarious."
Frank - "You know what else is hilarious?"
Ken - "What?"
Frank - "This."
Frank hangs up. Ken calls back. Frank answers and yells into the phone..
Frank - "FAAAAAAAARK YOOOOOOOOOU!!"
Ken - "Don't hang up on me."
Frank - "Fine. You hang up then. We're done talking."
Ken - "Because I said that you always scratch your balls?"
Frank - "No, not because of that. In fact the opposite of that. I would actually like to go back to scratching my balls right now. Scratching my balls beats any past time spent with you."
Ken - "Sure, okay!"
TBC
Frank answers his phone.
Frank - "You've caught me at a bad time."
Ken - "Oh, should I call you back?"
Frank - "Well, it's likely that you'll call me again at another inconvenient time, so, we may as well talk now."
Ken - "Great!"
Frank - "Mmm."
Ken - "How are you?"
Frank - "Good."
Ken - "How's the wrestling?"
Frank - "Good."
Ken - "The kids?"
Frank - "Good."
Ken - "Good!"
Frank - "Yep."
Ken - "Are you sure that you don't want me to call you back?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Wanna play golf this weekend?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Pool?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Fishing?"
Frank - "Nope."
Ken - "Anything?"
Frank - "Depends."
Ken - "Look, the siblings counsellor told us that we need to do more together and I'm trying here, man. What do you want to do?"
Frank - "I don't know.."
Ken - "There isn't something that you would like to try out?"
Frank - "I don't know."
Ken - "What if we just got ice cream?"
Frank - "I don't know."
Ken - "..."
Frank - "You're hard to talk to."
Ken - "I'm hard to talk to?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Are you sure?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Positive?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Hmmmm..."
Frank - "Yeah...."
Ken - "Really?"
Frank - "Yeah."
Ken - "Well, I don't care. We're going to do something this weekend."
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "We have to."
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "I'll come over Saturday morning."
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "Could you try to think of something that we could do in the meantime?"
Frank - "Okay."
Ken - "Well, thanks for picking up the phone."
Frank - "Yeah, well, next time call when I'm not scratching my balls."
Ken - "But you're always scratching your balls, Frank!"
Frank - "Not funny."
Ken - "I think it's hilarious."
Frank - "You know what else is hilarious?"
Ken - "What?"
Frank - "This."
Frank hangs up. Ken calls back. Frank answers and yells into the phone..
Frank - "FAAAAAAAARK YOOOOOOOOOU!!"
Ken - "Don't hang up on me."
Frank - "Fine. You hang up then. We're done talking."
Ken - "Because I said that you always scratch your balls?"
Frank - "No, not because of that. In fact the opposite of that. I would actually like to go back to scratching my balls right now. Scratching my balls beats any past time spent with you."
Ken - "Sure, okay!"
TBC