Post by Hipp on Oct 23, 2011 15:19:20 GMT -6
"WKS! WKS! WKS!" - The crowd in NYC has been waiting for a wrestling league to fill the void left by World Combat League since it's closing in Febuary 2011. 4DK was able to mirror and some say even surpass the level of entertainment WCL brought, but 4DK was only able to stay afloat for a month. And the latest attempt to fill that emptiness, EWS lasted about a month as well.
Until now, there hasn't really been a sign of that pattern of federations with the potential to be great but only lasting a few months breaking. But now, WCL, 4DK, and EWS have been brought together. Merged into a company called World Kombat Syndicate, or WKS. And now we're here. The very first ever WKS show. This will be the show that leads WKS on one of two paths, success or bitter failure.
As the clock reaches 8:00 p.m. in New York, New York, a countdown from 10 appears on the titantron. The crowd of 50,000 deep counts with it. Once it gets to zero, the official theme song for WKS TV (Words I Never Said by Lupe Fiasco) plays over the loud speakers and the crowd erupts, as the owners of WKS come through the curtain and begin their walk down the entrance ramp and to the ring.
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The Bandit grabs a mic from someone as he enters the ring first, followed soon by John Swaggerdick and Alessandro Briganti. Swaggerdick is holding two title belts around his shoulder around his shoulder. The first one and the second one. Whoever is the champion will apparently wear both belts. All three men look at each other and at the crowd and back at each other as Bandit waits for the crowd and the music to quiet down before he utters the first words in WKS history.
Almost every one of the 50,000 people in the crowd boo's in unison. Swaggerdick has a look on his face as if he'd just people his pants. Briganti has the same look he always does only with a little smirk.
The Bandit
Don't boo me, I'm just telling you guys what Swaggerdick has been saying all week. Hey, take that up with him after the show, he's staying at the Hudson Hotel in suite six. But let's get through this show first. The reason most wrestlers become wrestlers is the chance to become the World Heavyweight Champion, and the perks of being Champion. So we figured we'd come out and introduce our World Heavyweight Championship, before our Prodigies start fighting over it.
Bandit hands the microphone over to a visibly nervous Swaggerdick. Between the crowds boo’s and the chanting of “You Suck” Swaggerdick stand there an pause as he holds the mic in his left hand and began to move the titles off his shoulder with the right. After looking at both Gm’s that stand in the ring with him, He raises both the titles over his head as he raise the microphone up to his mouth.
John Swaggerdick
I Hold in my hands the future of Pro Wrestling. Because the next person that holds these titles will have the right to call him/her self a Champion. They will have the right to walk around with There head held high and There Pocket’s Full of Money Ya Diggg !! An for the next few weeks we will be scouting talent and looking for The First World Champion Of WKS.
Fans Began to chant for their favorite wrestler as Swaggerdick Pause an gives them the chance to voice themselves. Bandit an Briganti Shakes there head and smirk as the energy that Swaggerdick is giving off is a little too much, but he have the fans behind them 100%.
Swaggerdick holds the mic up high, alone with the titles as Briganti claps and takes the mic out his hand. Alessandro Briganti steps forward, his face devoid of emotion. He glances round the arena before raising the mic to his thin lips.
Briganti pauses as the some of the crowd jeers. Swaggerdick looks a little concerned while Bandit simply chuckles.
More boos as Briganti shrugs his shoulders. The Bandit takes the mic back.
The Bandit
I think that's enough talking for now, how about some Kombat? Lets bring these guys out here, enjoy the show New York.
Fade to black, when we return Bandit and Briganti have just entered the backstage area from the ring. Bandit goes over to the DJ table and scratches the record being played.
Before Briganti could even finish a sentence, Bandit had already begun smoking that new FIFTH DIMENSION people. After only a few puffs he's already on the floor making snow angels on a concrete floor and giggling like a five year old. Briganti takes the blunt away from Bandit, says "Ah, Fuck the show" and takes a few puffs himself. His legs start shaking so he sits down next to Bandit and clutches them to his chest, rocking back and forth like a crack addict.
Bandit starts having illusions and thinks he's somewhere in the North Pole.
The Bandit
We're coming SANTA!
Alessandro Briganti
We are?
The Bandit
I can't go any farther you gotta carry me brigs...
Alessandro Briganti
What? No way!
Briganti starts having the same illusion.
Briganti picks Bandit up and starts to carry him.
Briganti puts Bandit down. Bandit doesn't say anything and doesn't move any part of his body at all, frozen in the illusion.
Alessandro Briganti
FROZEN! people!
Briganti starts to panic thinking he might freeze too. Luckily, Affzilla happens to be walking by, about to go out for his entrance
Affzilla see's Bandit laying there stiff and comes over by the the GM's to try and help out.
Affzilla nods, opens his mouth and breathes a fireball on Bandit who jumps up and starts running around in circles flailing his arms like a mad man.
The DJ starts to play "On Fire" by Lloyd Banks.
Swaggerdick comes around, looking for Bandit and Briganti to go do commentary, and Affzilla for his match.
Affzilla waddles over to the entrance as "The Dragon Song" begins to play, looks back at Briganti and they give each other a thumbs up.
Briganti pulls out his gun and aims it at Affzilla who quickly runs out on stage as we finally begin the show. Swaggerdick just facepalms.
Until now, there hasn't really been a sign of that pattern of federations with the potential to be great but only lasting a few months breaking. But now, WCL, 4DK, and EWS have been brought together. Merged into a company called World Kombat Syndicate, or WKS. And now we're here. The very first ever WKS show. This will be the show that leads WKS on one of two paths, success or bitter failure.
As the clock reaches 8:00 p.m. in New York, New York, a countdown from 10 appears on the titantron. The crowd of 50,000 deep counts with it. Once it gets to zero, the official theme song for WKS TV (Words I Never Said by Lupe Fiasco) plays over the loud speakers and the crowd erupts, as the owners of WKS come through the curtain and begin their walk down the entrance ramp and to the ring.
[youtube]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoSaFKXVXsE&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
The Bandit grabs a mic from someone as he enters the ring first, followed soon by John Swaggerdick and Alessandro Briganti. Swaggerdick is holding two title belts around his shoulder around his shoulder. The first one and the second one. Whoever is the champion will apparently wear both belts. All three men look at each other and at the crowd and back at each other as Bandit waits for the crowd and the music to quiet down before he utters the first words in WKS history.
The Bandit
FUCK NEW YORK!
FUCK NEW YORK!
Almost every one of the 50,000 people in the crowd boo's in unison. Swaggerdick has a look on his face as if he'd just people his pants. Briganti has the same look he always does only with a little smirk.
The Bandit
Don't boo me, I'm just telling you guys what Swaggerdick has been saying all week. Hey, take that up with him after the show, he's staying at the Hudson Hotel in suite six. But let's get through this show first. The reason most wrestlers become wrestlers is the chance to become the World Heavyweight Champion, and the perks of being Champion. So we figured we'd come out and introduce our World Heavyweight Championship, before our Prodigies start fighting over it.
Bandit hands the microphone over to a visibly nervous Swaggerdick. Between the crowds boo’s and the chanting of “You Suck” Swaggerdick stand there an pause as he holds the mic in his left hand and began to move the titles off his shoulder with the right. After looking at both Gm’s that stand in the ring with him, He raises both the titles over his head as he raise the microphone up to his mouth.
John Swaggerdick
I Hold in my hands the future of Pro Wrestling. Because the next person that holds these titles will have the right to call him/her self a Champion. They will have the right to walk around with There head held high and There Pocket’s Full of Money Ya Diggg !! An for the next few weeks we will be scouting talent and looking for The First World Champion Of WKS.
Fans Began to chant for their favorite wrestler as Swaggerdick Pause an gives them the chance to voice themselves. Bandit an Briganti Shakes there head and smirk as the energy that Swaggerdick is giving off is a little too much, but he have the fans behind them 100%.
John Swaggerdick
Ay Ay Ay am not trying to burst anyone bubble but the journey to the championship will be a tough one. The Prodigies will be ranked in a top 5 system. Traditionally the Number one & Number two will face off to determine the Number one Contender for the World Title. But seeing that we have no world champion every wrestler in the back has an equal opportunity. So its time to Make money cuz Time is Money Ya Diggg !!!!
Ay Ay Ay am not trying to burst anyone bubble but the journey to the championship will be a tough one. The Prodigies will be ranked in a top 5 system. Traditionally the Number one & Number two will face off to determine the Number one Contender for the World Title. But seeing that we have no world champion every wrestler in the back has an equal opportunity. So its time to Make money cuz Time is Money Ya Diggg !!!!
Swaggerdick holds the mic up high, alone with the titles as Briganti claps and takes the mic out his hand. Alessandro Briganti steps forward, his face devoid of emotion. He glances round the arena before raising the mic to his thin lips.
Briganti
I want to make something crystal clear to the guys in the back. Firstly, I am here to make a profit. If you aren't making money then don't expect me to book your ass on cards. Second, I will not tolerate disobedience or disrespect. This is not the WWE. I am not Vince McMahon. If you fuck with me, I will make you regret it for the rest of your miserable lives.
I want to make something crystal clear to the guys in the back. Firstly, I am here to make a profit. If you aren't making money then don't expect me to book your ass on cards. Second, I will not tolerate disobedience or disrespect. This is not the WWE. I am not Vince McMahon. If you fuck with me, I will make you regret it for the rest of your miserable lives.
Briganti pauses as the some of the crowd jeers. Swaggerdick looks a little concerned while Bandit simply chuckles.
Briganti
Some authority figures may be all laughs and jokes but I am deadly serious. I'm not here to have fun or entertain you people. I am not your clown. I am the puppet master, I will make my roster perform and reap the financial benefits to fund my other business ventures. Simple as that. But enjoy the show.
Some authority figures may be all laughs and jokes but I am deadly serious. I'm not here to have fun or entertain you people. I am not your clown. I am the puppet master, I will make my roster perform and reap the financial benefits to fund my other business ventures. Simple as that. But enjoy the show.
More boos as Briganti shrugs his shoulders. The Bandit takes the mic back.
The Bandit
I think that's enough talking for now, how about some Kombat? Lets bring these guys out here, enjoy the show New York.
Fade to black, when we return Bandit and Briganti have just entered the backstage area from the ring. Bandit goes over to the DJ table and scratches the record being played.
The Bandit
SCRRRRRRRRRR-Atch BITCH. Brigs, the fuck are we doin'?
Alessandro Briganti
Business kid, you may not like that fuck people-
The Bandit
The people don't want this corporate type people.
Alessandro Briganti
So what do you suggest?
The Bandit
I suggest we do that 4DK people.
Alessandro Briganti
I thought that Dimension closed down?
The Bandit
I got this new people could take us to a Fifth Dimension.
Alessandro Briganti
I don't have time for that people man we're supposed to commentate the first match...THE FUCK!
SCRRRRRRRRRR-Atch BITCH. Brigs, the fuck are we doin'?
Alessandro Briganti
Business kid, you may not like that fuck people-
The Bandit
The people don't want this corporate type people.
Alessandro Briganti
So what do you suggest?
The Bandit
I suggest we do that 4DK people.
Alessandro Briganti
I thought that Dimension closed down?
The Bandit
I got this new people could take us to a Fifth Dimension.
Alessandro Briganti
I don't have time for that people man we're supposed to commentate the first match...THE FUCK!
Before Briganti could even finish a sentence, Bandit had already begun smoking that new FIFTH DIMENSION people. After only a few puffs he's already on the floor making snow angels on a concrete floor and giggling like a five year old. Briganti takes the blunt away from Bandit, says "Ah, Fuck the show" and takes a few puffs himself. His legs start shaking so he sits down next to Bandit and clutches them to his chest, rocking back and forth like a crack addict.
Bandit starts having illusions and thinks he's somewhere in the North Pole.
The Bandit
We're coming SANTA!
Alessandro Briganti
We are?
The Bandit
I can't go any farther you gotta carry me brigs...
Alessandro Briganti
What? No way!
Briganti starts having the same illusion.
The Bandit
Hurry up! carry me I'm gonna get frost bite out here man!
Hurry up! carry me I'm gonna get frost bite out here man!
Briganti picks Bandit up and starts to carry him.
Alessandro Briganti
Your too heavy man!
Your too heavy man!
Briganti puts Bandit down. Bandit doesn't say anything and doesn't move any part of his body at all, frozen in the illusion.
Alessandro Briganti
FROZEN! people!
Briganti starts to panic thinking he might freeze too. Luckily, Affzilla happens to be walking by, about to go out for his entrance
Alessandro Briganti
AFFZILLA!
AFFZILLA!
Affzilla see's Bandit laying there stiff and comes over by the the GM's to try and help out.
Alessandro Briganti
He's frozen man! Breathe some fire on him!
He's frozen man! Breathe some fire on him!
Affzilla nods, opens his mouth and breathes a fireball on Bandit who jumps up and starts running around in circles flailing his arms like a mad man.
The Bandit
I'M ON FIIIIRRRRRRE! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
Alessandro Briganti
Now you know what it feels like to be Lloyd Banks!
I'M ON FIIIIRRRRRRE! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
Alessandro Briganti
Now you know what it feels like to be Lloyd Banks!
The DJ starts to play "On Fire" by Lloyd Banks.
"We on fire, up in here, it's burning up, we on fire,
Shawty take it off, if it get too hot, up in this spot, we on fire,
Tear the roof off this mothafucka, light the roof on fire,
uh, n666a what you say?
We gettin' loose in this mothafucka, we on fire!"
Shawty take it off, if it get too hot, up in this spot, we on fire,
Tear the roof off this mothafucka, light the roof on fire,
uh, n666a what you say?
We gettin' loose in this mothafucka, we on fire!"
Swaggerdick comes around, looking for Bandit and Briganti to go do commentary, and Affzilla for his match.
John Swaggerdick
What the fuck is going on in here?!!!? Why does he think he's on fire? Briganti, what the fuck man!! Affzilla your up man it's showtime let's go! God damn! Gotta do everything by myself!...
What the fuck is going on in here?!!!? Why does he think he's on fire? Briganti, what the fuck man!! Affzilla your up man it's showtime let's go! God damn! Gotta do everything by myself!...
Affzilla waddles over to the entrance as "The Dragon Song" begins to play, looks back at Briganti and they give each other a thumbs up.
The Bandit
OH people! A DRAGON! SHOOT HIM BRIGS!
OH people! A DRAGON! SHOOT HIM BRIGS!
Briganti pulls out his gun and aims it at Affzilla who quickly runs out on stage as we finally begin the show. Swaggerdick just facepalms.
