Post by affz on Oct 22, 2011 15:46:41 GMT -6
What is there to say about Affzilla? He's a fucking dragon that wrestles and does badass things. One of the many places that Affzilla likes to visit on a daily basis is his local bar. Although, very trashy and dirty but also very convenient and short in distance from his one room mystical apartment in the city. He walks in and notices the people who quite often visit but also notices a sexy brunette sitting alone who was not familiar with. His dragon senses tingled at the thought of plowing her. Affzilla walked closer and closer to the girl who seemed too busy to notice a dragon behind her. He walks up and sits right next to her trying to strike up some sort of conversation with the woman.
I have been coming to this bar for quite awhile now and not once have I seen such a beautiful creation like you. My question to you is what are you doing in a run down bar at this time of ght?
The girl slowly and reluctantly turned around and looks into the eyes of Affzilla who is in full flirt mode. She shakes her head slowly and then turns back around to look into her empty glass that was once filled with apple martini. She gradually starts to speak back while Affzilla begins to look on with great pleasure. There is a massive awkward silence before she speaks.
Not everyday you see me at a bar? Well it's not everyday I see a dragon at a bar. I am here because my car broke down and I have no where to go to for the ght. I guess you can say that I am pretty screwed at the moment. So any kind of moves you were thinking of putting on me you will just have to think twice because it won't be happening toght.
You have got quite a dilemma on your hands sweetie.
Affzilla looks quite concerned with the girls situation and is hatching ideas to get her into his dragon's nest. The girl does not make any sort of eye contact with the girl at all. Affzilla tries to think of something to say and when he does he quickly speaks to the girl who does not seem at all interested.
Can't a dragon just talk to a precious looking girl like yourself? If you must know I am a famous wrestler and I have a match tomorrow ght.
How proud you must be with your life.
Of course my lady. I got to face this guy named Michael Rissi. He'll get a beating of mythical proportions. I've been training years and years for the opportunity to get in the ring and show the world that I am the next big thing. Rissi will the first doubter I silence tomorrow.
The girl lets out a huge breath as she still does not seem to care about what Affzilla does for a living. Affzilla notices this but still persistent as ever. She finally is about to get up and starts to speak Afzilla.
I am probably going to leave in a few minutes anyway. You just happen to come at a real bad time. Now if you will kindly please excuse me I think I will have to go now...
I have an idea for you sugar plum. How about I get you a ride to where ever you need to go but only on one condition.
The woman finally gives up and realizes she has no other way to get home. She gets up followed by Affzilla. As they walk out the door she finally slowly asks what the one condition might be. Affzilla makes a smirk and whacks the woman on the ass with his tail. She smirks and shakes her head showing that she does not seem to care.
I have been coming to this bar for quite awhile now and not once have I seen such a beautiful creation like you. My question to you is what are you doing in a run down bar at this time of ght?
The girl slowly and reluctantly turned around and looks into the eyes of Affzilla who is in full flirt mode. She shakes her head slowly and then turns back around to look into her empty glass that was once filled with apple martini. She gradually starts to speak back while Affzilla begins to look on with great pleasure. There is a massive awkward silence before she speaks.
Not everyday you see me at a bar? Well it's not everyday I see a dragon at a bar. I am here because my car broke down and I have no where to go to for the ght. I guess you can say that I am pretty screwed at the moment. So any kind of moves you were thinking of putting on me you will just have to think twice because it won't be happening toght.
You have got quite a dilemma on your hands sweetie.
Affzilla looks quite concerned with the girls situation and is hatching ideas to get her into his dragon's nest. The girl does not make any sort of eye contact with the girl at all. Affzilla tries to think of something to say and when he does he quickly speaks to the girl who does not seem at all interested.
Can't a dragon just talk to a precious looking girl like yourself? If you must know I am a famous wrestler and I have a match tomorrow ght.
How proud you must be with your life.
Of course my lady. I got to face this guy named Michael Rissi. He'll get a beating of mythical proportions. I've been training years and years for the opportunity to get in the ring and show the world that I am the next big thing. Rissi will the first doubter I silence tomorrow.
The girl lets out a huge breath as she still does not seem to care about what Affzilla does for a living. Affzilla notices this but still persistent as ever. She finally is about to get up and starts to speak Afzilla.
I am probably going to leave in a few minutes anyway. You just happen to come at a real bad time. Now if you will kindly please excuse me I think I will have to go now...
I have an idea for you sugar plum. How about I get you a ride to where ever you need to go but only on one condition.
The woman finally gives up and realizes she has no other way to get home. She gets up followed by Affzilla. As they walk out the door she finally slowly asks what the one condition might be. Affzilla makes a smirk and whacks the woman on the ass with his tail. She smirks and shakes her head showing that she does not seem to care.