Post by M|R|K|N|O|C|K|O|U|T on Oct 21, 2011 14:08:02 GMT -6
"You'll get knocked the fuck out! (Fuck out!) (Fuck Out!)
Cause your mouths write checks that your ass can't cash! (Cash!) (Cash!)
Knocked straight the fuck out! (Fuck out!) (Fuck out!) (Fuck out!) (Fuck out!)
Cause your mouths write check that your ass can't cash! (Cash!) (Cash!)"
Comes across the public address system and keeps repeating, the crowd continues cheering awaiting to see who comes out from behind the curtains onto the stage and make their way to the ring for the first superstar of the ght to cut a promo for the very first show of World Kombat Syndicate Television on this very special Saturday ght, the chorus of the song that keeps repeating across the public address system happens to be a loop of the first chorus of "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit. It just keeps repeating over, over and over...
Queen Z
"Oh come on already, you don't need that long to make a damn entrance, this is just bullpeople!"
Average N.
"I(IIII) wou(uuuu)ld have to(oooo) agree."
As Queen Z's impatience seems to have already grown someone finally comes out from behind the curtain onto the stage...
Queen Z
"It's about damn time!"
And thus stood a once famed DXX Hall of Famer "Mr. Knockout" Chad Jennings onstage and the crowd is going wild; Chad stands there wearing a black Ecko Unltd Blurry Vision t-shirt, some regular black jeans, and what seems to be a brand new pair of Ecko Donovan shoes. He now makes his way to the ring....
OG Richardson
"It's my gga, Chad Jizzle!"
After that was said Average N. looked directly at OG, who didn't even notice as Average N. looked directly at him in some shock of what he had just said, Chad now runs up the white steel steps onto the ring apron and now enters the ring between the top and middle ropes. He now walks over to the side of the ring and grabs a mic from off the ring mat, which was placed there just a few seconds before he got there by a WKS staff member. Chad now walks around the squared ring with mic in hand looking at the standing ovation from the crowd of up to sixty thousand here toght. The crowd now quiets down and Chad holds the mic up to his lips...
Chad Jennings
"Well... thank you. I thank all of you for the standing ovation, I really do."
Chad now smiles as the crowd begins to clap and cheer some...
Chad Jennings
"You know... I wouldn't've known what to expect on this very special ght. And can't no one deny this of being that... a very special ght. Some of you fans... well most of you fans know exactly who I am. For the most of you in attendance, I don't need no introduction, but... this is for the few that do. Ladies and gentlemen, standing in this very ring, at six foot two inches, weighing in at two hundred twenty-five pounds.. I am the one... the only... 'Mister(rrr) Knockout(ttt)' Chad(ddd) Jennings(sss!)"
The crowd goes wild once more cheering, but this time also chanting "Mr. Knockout!" "Mr. Knockout!" "Mr. Knockout!" Chad can't help but walk around the ring looking at this cramp packed arena of up to sixty thousand fans smiling, most of which are chanting his famed nickname...
Queen Z
"Almost all these fans are head over heels for this guy!"
Average N.
"That(ttt) they are(eee!)"
OG Richardson
"Just listen to this crowd, I can barely hear myself!"
The fans finally begin to quiet down... Chad now raises the mic back up to his mouth...
Chad Jennings
"Now... later toght, the main event... I will face a new comer to 'wrestling entertainment'. A certain someone, who came up 'street fighting', or in his own words a 'hardcore brutal fighter'. That certain someone, don't know if anyone's ever heard of him... is Josh Coleman. Well, Josh... apparently grew up on the 'tough streets of Compton'... at the age of ten got jumped by some Bloods, or Crips, everyone walking by from his so-called 'friends and their mothers walked by, as well as others and watched him get his little ass kicked', and after that on that very same day he 'vowed to never back down from anyone ever again'. And 'due to that he's been arrested five times and convicted for over a year.' You pull out little chump ass title belts, from where? Little street bullpeople! Ey, yo, is it me, or does this dude like to brag? Any motherfucker can brag, any motherfucker can get pussy, any motherfucker can whoop some other random ass motherfucker, any motherfucker can sale drugs, any bitch motherfucker can bust guns, and any motherfucker can wear red, or blue and front like a Crip, or a Blood! You mention 'Compton' like it's something bad. There ain't nothing raw about 'Compton'. 'Compton' ain't people... yo let me name off some cities that 'Compton' don't even come close to... Detroit and Flint, Michigan, Stockton and hell even Oakland, California, Memphis, Tennessee, Chicago, Springfield and Rockford, Illinois, Anchorage, Alaska, Lubbock, Texas, Tallahassee, Florida, Las Vegas, Nevada, the fact is I could go on, and on, and on about cities worse than 'Compton' rawer than 'Compton'! But Josh... I ain't done yet."
Chad begins to chuckle...
OG Richardson
"He's eating a gga's ass"
Average N. again looks at OG Richardson and just can't believe that OG Richardson continues to talk like he's black...
Chad Jennings
"Ey, yo, Josh... you say you were 'jumped' by some 'kids' a 'few years' apart from you, who were 'Gangsters'? I don't doubt that, but the 'Bloods and Crips scene' started in 'sixty-nine', not the 'nineties'. So, if you ask me, or any 'real street motherfucker'... you're not 'street' at all. In fact you probably never fought a 'real street motherfucker'! So toght Josh... your 'hardcore brutal fighter ass'... is going to get a 'hardcore brutal whoop a gga's ass'!"
The fans go wild...
Chad Jennings
"But..."
The fans begin to quiet down as Chad goes on to continue to speak...
Chad Jennings
"But, toght... you and me, aren't the only ones in this match... we got a... 'female' thrown in the ring with us. I don't agree with that, I will never agree with that... a 'real man' don't put his hands on a 'woman'. I'm sorry, you fans won't see me do that, I refuse to. So... basically... I'm going to 'knock you the fuck out', and let 'her pin you'... or, 'she won't even make it to the match'... and it might just be 'me and you' cause... 'she'll be to occupy'..."
Chad then drops the mic, and you can hear the static of it as it hits the ring canvas, and the loop of "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit blares across the public address system once more, and the fans are going wild...
Queen Z
"Ladies and gentlemen, after this upcoming commercial break, our next match is scheduled to take place."
The scene now fades out to a commercial break...
Cause your mouths write checks that your ass can't cash! (Cash!) (Cash!)
Knocked straight the fuck out! (Fuck out!) (Fuck out!) (Fuck out!) (Fuck out!)
Cause your mouths write check that your ass can't cash! (Cash!) (Cash!)"
Comes across the public address system and keeps repeating, the crowd continues cheering awaiting to see who comes out from behind the curtains onto the stage and make their way to the ring for the first superstar of the ght to cut a promo for the very first show of World Kombat Syndicate Television on this very special Saturday ght, the chorus of the song that keeps repeating across the public address system happens to be a loop of the first chorus of "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit. It just keeps repeating over, over and over...
Queen Z
"Oh come on already, you don't need that long to make a damn entrance, this is just bullpeople!"
Average N.
"I(IIII) wou(uuuu)ld have to(oooo) agree."
As Queen Z's impatience seems to have already grown someone finally comes out from behind the curtain onto the stage...
Queen Z
"It's about damn time!"
And thus stood a once famed DXX Hall of Famer "Mr. Knockout" Chad Jennings onstage and the crowd is going wild; Chad stands there wearing a black Ecko Unltd Blurry Vision t-shirt, some regular black jeans, and what seems to be a brand new pair of Ecko Donovan shoes. He now makes his way to the ring....
OG Richardson
"It's my gga, Chad Jizzle!"
After that was said Average N. looked directly at OG, who didn't even notice as Average N. looked directly at him in some shock of what he had just said, Chad now runs up the white steel steps onto the ring apron and now enters the ring between the top and middle ropes. He now walks over to the side of the ring and grabs a mic from off the ring mat, which was placed there just a few seconds before he got there by a WKS staff member. Chad now walks around the squared ring with mic in hand looking at the standing ovation from the crowd of up to sixty thousand here toght. The crowd now quiets down and Chad holds the mic up to his lips...
Chad Jennings
"Well... thank you. I thank all of you for the standing ovation, I really do."
Chad now smiles as the crowd begins to clap and cheer some...
Chad Jennings
"You know... I wouldn't've known what to expect on this very special ght. And can't no one deny this of being that... a very special ght. Some of you fans... well most of you fans know exactly who I am. For the most of you in attendance, I don't need no introduction, but... this is for the few that do. Ladies and gentlemen, standing in this very ring, at six foot two inches, weighing in at two hundred twenty-five pounds.. I am the one... the only... 'Mister(rrr) Knockout(ttt)' Chad(ddd) Jennings(sss!)"
The crowd goes wild once more cheering, but this time also chanting "Mr. Knockout!" "Mr. Knockout!" "Mr. Knockout!" Chad can't help but walk around the ring looking at this cramp packed arena of up to sixty thousand fans smiling, most of which are chanting his famed nickname...
Queen Z
"Almost all these fans are head over heels for this guy!"
Average N.
"That(ttt) they are(eee!)"
OG Richardson
"Just listen to this crowd, I can barely hear myself!"
The fans finally begin to quiet down... Chad now raises the mic back up to his mouth...
Chad Jennings
"Now... later toght, the main event... I will face a new comer to 'wrestling entertainment'. A certain someone, who came up 'street fighting', or in his own words a 'hardcore brutal fighter'. That certain someone, don't know if anyone's ever heard of him... is Josh Coleman. Well, Josh... apparently grew up on the 'tough streets of Compton'... at the age of ten got jumped by some Bloods, or Crips, everyone walking by from his so-called 'friends and their mothers walked by, as well as others and watched him get his little ass kicked', and after that on that very same day he 'vowed to never back down from anyone ever again'. And 'due to that he's been arrested five times and convicted for over a year.' You pull out little chump ass title belts, from where? Little street bullpeople! Ey, yo, is it me, or does this dude like to brag? Any motherfucker can brag, any motherfucker can get pussy, any motherfucker can whoop some other random ass motherfucker, any motherfucker can sale drugs, any bitch motherfucker can bust guns, and any motherfucker can wear red, or blue and front like a Crip, or a Blood! You mention 'Compton' like it's something bad. There ain't nothing raw about 'Compton'. 'Compton' ain't people... yo let me name off some cities that 'Compton' don't even come close to... Detroit and Flint, Michigan, Stockton and hell even Oakland, California, Memphis, Tennessee, Chicago, Springfield and Rockford, Illinois, Anchorage, Alaska, Lubbock, Texas, Tallahassee, Florida, Las Vegas, Nevada, the fact is I could go on, and on, and on about cities worse than 'Compton' rawer than 'Compton'! But Josh... I ain't done yet."
Chad begins to chuckle...
OG Richardson
"He's eating a gga's ass"
Average N. again looks at OG Richardson and just can't believe that OG Richardson continues to talk like he's black...
Chad Jennings
"Ey, yo, Josh... you say you were 'jumped' by some 'kids' a 'few years' apart from you, who were 'Gangsters'? I don't doubt that, but the 'Bloods and Crips scene' started in 'sixty-nine', not the 'nineties'. So, if you ask me, or any 'real street motherfucker'... you're not 'street' at all. In fact you probably never fought a 'real street motherfucker'! So toght Josh... your 'hardcore brutal fighter ass'... is going to get a 'hardcore brutal whoop a gga's ass'!"
The fans go wild...
Chad Jennings
"But..."
The fans begin to quiet down as Chad goes on to continue to speak...
Chad Jennings
"But, toght... you and me, aren't the only ones in this match... we got a... 'female' thrown in the ring with us. I don't agree with that, I will never agree with that... a 'real man' don't put his hands on a 'woman'. I'm sorry, you fans won't see me do that, I refuse to. So... basically... I'm going to 'knock you the fuck out', and let 'her pin you'... or, 'she won't even make it to the match'... and it might just be 'me and you' cause... 'she'll be to occupy'..."
Chad then drops the mic, and you can hear the static of it as it hits the ring canvas, and the loop of "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit blares across the public address system once more, and the fans are going wild...
Queen Z
"Ladies and gentlemen, after this upcoming commercial break, our next match is scheduled to take place."
The scene now fades out to a commercial break...