Post by Zerstörer on Oct 12, 2011 22:03:43 GMT -6
We're backstage in the mcdonaldss and Frank is machine gunning a people out. He had been constipated for too long and decided that it was time for some intervention, so, he took some strong laxatives and they are WORKING. Whilst Frank is relieved, he's in a little bit of discomfort and he's making quite a mess.
*people NOISES*
The Bandit walks into the mcdonaldss and quickly gets to know the smell of Frank's masterpiece.
The Bandit - "people! Who the fuck has been in here??!!! peoplemas has come early!!!"
Frank tries to keep quiet, but his body is making a lot of noise!
The Bandit - "Who's in here? Must be Papa bear, Mamma bear , baby bear and all their cousins!! This has to be the only fucking mcdonalds 'round here!"
The Bandit jumps into the cubicle next to the one that Frank is in and sits down to lose some weight.
The Bandit - "That is some GOD DAMN smell!"
Frank - "AAAAAHHHHHH!!"
The Bandit - "GOD DAMN!"
Frank - "UHHHHHHH!!!!!"
*MORE people NOISES*
The Bandit - "Who the fuck is in there?"
Frank - "It's Frank."
The Bandit - "Did you eat a whole heap of diseased chicken?"
Frank - "I may as well have... I feel like I've done an anal scene with Godzilla!"
The Bandit - "FACK!"
Frank has needed to wipe his ass so much that the mcdonalds is filled with mcdonalds paper. Frank decides that it's about time to flush the mcdonalds, however, when he does, the water comes out of the bowl and it spills out all over the floor and brown water flows into the next cubicle where The Bandit is...
The Bandit - "THESE ARE MY NEW SHOES!!!"
The Bandit jumps up onto the seat.
The Bandit - "ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THIS people UP?"
Frank - "I'm sorry, man. I'll get to it."
The Bandit - "Hurry the hell up as I need to people, too. I ain't sittin' down until you clean this up."
Frank - "I think the wave is over. Let me get a mop and clean my side up first and then I'll come to your side."
The Bandit - "FUCK THAT!!! Clean my side first!!"
Franks runs out of the mcdonalds, washes his hands and then rushes out to find a mop.... He gets a mop. He comes back with a mop. Mop, mop, mop.
Frank - "Open the door."
The Bandit opens his door, Frank mops.
The Bandit - "Mop that people good. Are you gonna clean my shoes, too?"
Frank - "Take them off."
The Bandit - "I'm not putting my socks on this floor"
Frank - "Go barefoot then."
The Bandit - "You want me to get some nasty infection?"
Frank - "Fine. Leave your shoes on, I'll get a cloth or something."
The Bandit - "Look, let's just leave them for now. I need to take a dump."
Frank stands there.
The Bandit - "Are you gonna watch me?"
Frank - "Oh, sorry."
Franks shuts the door and lets The Bandit take a people in peace.
Frank - "So... How's life?"
The Bandit - "Can you just wait?"
PLOP.
The Bandit - "That was good."
Frank - "I haven't had a good people in so long, nor a good opponent. Not since Cung Le. I know that I lost to Nick Diaz, but you know, I wasn't really trying.. The only time when I do try is when I'm taking a people. I push and push and push with my ass muscles.. Good work out, man."
Frank sticks his fingers up his ass. The Bandit flushes the mcdonalds, comes out and catches Frank with his fingers in his ass.
The Bandit - "MARY TEABAGGING JOSEPH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? You know what? Don't answer!!"
Frank - "Oh, my bad. Just was gonna sniff my fingers. Lately my trunks have been smelling kind of funky, so, I wanted to see if it was my ass or my balls."
Frank sticks his fingers out in front of The Bandit's face.
Frank - "Smell that!"
The Bandit - "GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!! GOD DAMN!! I don't want to be smellin' your assbox!"
Frank - "Smell my balls at least."
Frank starts to play with his balls.
The Bandit - "I'm a pop you in the balls if you don't get away from me!"
Frank - "Be fair, man."
The Bandit - "Fair?? You spilt people all over my new shoes and now you want me to sniff your your people"
Frank - "No, not my people, just my balls."
The Bandit - "..."
Frank - "Come on, be a bro!!"
The Bandit - "Go wash your fuckin' hands. I'm serious. Go wash your fuckin' hands."
Frank - "Fine."
Frank washes his hands thoroughly and smiles at The Bandit as he's going it.
The Bandit - "Thank you. Now clean my shoes."
Frank - "Clean them yourself."
The Bandit - "Fuck you!! You did this.."
Frank - "Sniff my balls first."
The Bandit - "No."
Frank - "Sniff my balls."
The Bandit - "No!"
Frank - "SNIFF. MY. BALLS."
The Bandit - "No.."
Frank - "Just sniff my fucking balls!"
The Bandit - "No.. Forget it. I'll wash my own fucking balls... I mean my own shoes. You wash your balls, I'll wash my shoes. Bye!"
Frank - "We'll talk soon, man."
The Bandit - "Fuck off!"
The end.
*people NOISES*
The Bandit walks into the mcdonaldss and quickly gets to know the smell of Frank's masterpiece.
The Bandit - "people! Who the fuck has been in here??!!! peoplemas has come early!!!"
Frank tries to keep quiet, but his body is making a lot of noise!
The Bandit - "Who's in here? Must be Papa bear, Mamma bear , baby bear and all their cousins!! This has to be the only fucking mcdonalds 'round here!"
The Bandit jumps into the cubicle next to the one that Frank is in and sits down to lose some weight.
The Bandit - "That is some GOD DAMN smell!"
Frank - "AAAAAHHHHHH!!"
The Bandit - "GOD DAMN!"
Frank - "UHHHHHHH!!!!!"
*MORE people NOISES*
The Bandit - "Who the fuck is in there?"
Frank - "It's Frank."
The Bandit - "Did you eat a whole heap of diseased chicken?"
Frank - "I may as well have... I feel like I've done an anal scene with Godzilla!"
The Bandit - "FACK!"
Frank has needed to wipe his ass so much that the mcdonalds is filled with mcdonalds paper. Frank decides that it's about time to flush the mcdonalds, however, when he does, the water comes out of the bowl and it spills out all over the floor and brown water flows into the next cubicle where The Bandit is...
The Bandit - "THESE ARE MY NEW SHOES!!!"
The Bandit jumps up onto the seat.
The Bandit - "ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THIS people UP?"
Frank - "I'm sorry, man. I'll get to it."
The Bandit - "Hurry the hell up as I need to people, too. I ain't sittin' down until you clean this up."
Frank - "I think the wave is over. Let me get a mop and clean my side up first and then I'll come to your side."
The Bandit - "FUCK THAT!!! Clean my side first!!"
Franks runs out of the mcdonalds, washes his hands and then rushes out to find a mop.... He gets a mop. He comes back with a mop. Mop, mop, mop.
Frank - "Open the door."
The Bandit opens his door, Frank mops.
The Bandit - "Mop that people good. Are you gonna clean my shoes, too?"
Frank - "Take them off."
The Bandit - "I'm not putting my socks on this floor"
Frank - "Go barefoot then."
The Bandit - "You want me to get some nasty infection?"
Frank - "Fine. Leave your shoes on, I'll get a cloth or something."
The Bandit - "Look, let's just leave them for now. I need to take a dump."
Frank stands there.
The Bandit - "Are you gonna watch me?"
Frank - "Oh, sorry."
Franks shuts the door and lets The Bandit take a people in peace.
Frank - "So... How's life?"
The Bandit - "Can you just wait?"
PLOP.
The Bandit - "That was good."
Frank - "I haven't had a good people in so long, nor a good opponent. Not since Cung Le. I know that I lost to Nick Diaz, but you know, I wasn't really trying.. The only time when I do try is when I'm taking a people. I push and push and push with my ass muscles.. Good work out, man."
Frank sticks his fingers up his ass. The Bandit flushes the mcdonalds, comes out and catches Frank with his fingers in his ass.
The Bandit - "MARY TEABAGGING JOSEPH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? You know what? Don't answer!!"
Frank - "Oh, my bad. Just was gonna sniff my fingers. Lately my trunks have been smelling kind of funky, so, I wanted to see if it was my ass or my balls."
Frank sticks his fingers out in front of The Bandit's face.
Frank - "Smell that!"
The Bandit - "GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!! GOD DAMN!! I don't want to be smellin' your assbox!"
Frank - "Smell my balls at least."
Frank starts to play with his balls.
The Bandit - "I'm a pop you in the balls if you don't get away from me!"
Frank - "Be fair, man."
The Bandit - "Fair?? You spilt people all over my new shoes and now you want me to sniff your your people"
Frank - "No, not my people, just my balls."
The Bandit - "..."
Frank - "Come on, be a bro!!"
The Bandit - "Go wash your fuckin' hands. I'm serious. Go wash your fuckin' hands."
Frank - "Fine."
Frank washes his hands thoroughly and smiles at The Bandit as he's going it.
The Bandit - "Thank you. Now clean my shoes."
Frank - "Clean them yourself."
The Bandit - "Fuck you!! You did this.."
Frank - "Sniff my balls first."
The Bandit - "No."
Frank - "Sniff my balls."
The Bandit - "No!"
Frank - "SNIFF. MY. BALLS."
The Bandit - "No.."
Frank - "Just sniff my fucking balls!"
The Bandit - "No.. Forget it. I'll wash my own fucking balls... I mean my own shoes. You wash your balls, I'll wash my shoes. Bye!"
Frank - "We'll talk soon, man."
The Bandit - "Fuck off!"
The end.